Fruit Punch Samurai

Game Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Noob's Guide for Classic Snake 🐍

1) Don't replace your keyboard for a broken 🇸 key. Instead, use the arrow keys.
2) Being a wobble head 🙂‍↕ is bad on the neck, so zoom out to prevent screen scrolling.
3) Avoid fast U-turns ↩️, or you'll activate the self-cannibalization skill.
4) We all get some apples placed too far away to get points, but crying over it won't help. Just keep playing.

With these simple tips, you'll be able to brag someday about being a Sneking Pro like me. 😎

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Unfortunately, it looks like the AWA budget 💰 was cut after all. 😔

Instead of "strive for 500" DRP in the first 1-2 months of the Battle Pass,

the staff started the -300 DRP nerf ⬇️ in the very first week‼️ 😬

13 Fridays in the 3-month BP season, so 13 x -300 = -3,900 DRP 📉

Anyone wanting to recoup ⚖️ that huge nerf will need to focus their Battle Tokens on the DRP rewards in the BP Store.

(good news for members aiming for games instead of DRP)

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Hello.

I redeemed my ARP for The Medium game, but the key did not appear under My Game Keys.

As compensation for the error, please deposit the following in my account:

✅ 7,000 ARP

✅ 50 fragments

✅ Omniversal Override artifact

Thank you for your timely assistance with this matter.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Even more bad news, folks. 😞

The entire Arena staff just took sick leave.

For the rest of the month.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Relay Challenge|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Oh, look at that.

Pince had a typo on one day. 😮

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I think that Arena members need not worry about reaching the community goal during a Warframe Steam Community Event.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Did the AI do good with imitating the bomber jackets from Targus? 🙃

Fruit Punch Samurai

Game Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I didn't get the 30 ARP for being 1st Place in Racer.

Okay, it's finally my turn to complain about the minigames:

🤮

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

After my mouse quickly lost control of my Bounce board yesterday 😳, this reverse Asteroids game helped make up for it. 😁

Either the Help menu pop-up is missing or I failed to find it, but I think the gameplay was the best of the new minigames this week (so far). 🕹️

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Is that a bug with the 🇸 key doing nothing when playing the Classic Snake game?

Switched over to the arrow keys, but the screen kept going up and down. 😵‍💫

For comparison, here is the previous Snake King 🐍 game when Cataboom was contracted to handle the Arena games:

https://secure.cataboom.com/game/all-days-us-awa-snake-game/6931ef65-2ed2-4d1a-a52d-0f1fe111a36a/index.html

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

OCD kicking in while watching the Battle Pass store closing countdown and still have remaining tokens.

😫

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

After the games quickly disappeared from the store, are you still certain there is no actual "battle" in a Battle Pass?

🥊🛒

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Did you notice the "BP" in today's Daily Quest?! 😲

BP = Battle Pass

They made us think we are getting an extra 300 ARP from the Battle Pass, but it was all a setup!

Now, they have an excuse to nerf ARP in other areas!

😱

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BE MORE ALIEN

A crummy commercial?!

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Battle Pass Season Zero Beta

AWA said they plugged the big spill after the season began, but my ARP logs indicate they may have used a bad cork.

After their repair for the board undercounting ARP, the Battle Pass has shorted progress a few more times (but in lower amounts):

Pre-repair

8/3 | -148

Post-repair

8/7 | -1
8/8 | -1
8/9 | -5
8/11 | -1

12-Day TOTAL 🧮

ARP Log: 1,275 ARP
BP Progress: 1,119 ARP

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!

I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

Notes: Verified with 3 Hive (one using older panel extension) and 1 Nexus streamers.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test

Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Deals & Freebies|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

"Stay tuned.": https://alienwarearena.com/ucf/show/2175564/boards/alienware-pulse/News/valkyrae

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Noob's Guide for Classic Snake 🐍

Unfortunately, it looks like the AWA budget 💰 was cut after all. 😔

Instead of "strive for 500" DRP in the first 1-2 months of the Battle Pass,

the staff started the -300 DRP nerf ⬇️ in the very first week‼️ 😬

13 Fridays in the 3-month BP season, so 13 x -300 = -3,900 DRP 📉

Anyone wanting to recoup ⚖️ that huge nerf will need to focus their Battle Tokens on the DRP rewards in the BP Store.

Hello.

I redeemed my ARP for The Medium game, but the key did not appear under My Game Keys.

As compensation for the error, please deposit the following in my account:

✅ 7,000 ARP

✅ 50 fragments

✅ Omniversal Override artifact

Thank you for your timely assistance with this matter.

Even more bad news, folks. 😞

The entire Arena staff just took sick leave.

For the rest of the month.

Oh, look at that.

Pince had a typo on one day. 😮

I think that Arena members need not worry about reaching the community goal during a Warframe Steam Community Event.

Did the AI do good with imitating the bomber jackets from Targus? 🙃

I didn't get the 30 ARP for being 1st Place in Racer.

Okay, it's finally my turn to complain about the minigames:

🤮

After my mouse quickly lost control of my Bounce board yesterday 😳, this reverse Asteroids game helped make up for it. 😁

Either the Help menu pop-up is missing or I failed to find it, but I think the gameplay was the best of the new minigames this week (so far). 🕹️

Is that a bug with the 🇸 key doing nothing when playing the Classic Snake game?

Switched over to the arrow keys, but the screen kept going up and down. 😵‍💫

For comparison, here is the previous Snake King 🐍 game when Cataboom was contracted to handle the Arena games:

OCD kicking in while watching the Battle Pass store closing countdown and still have remaining tokens.

😫

After the games quickly disappeared from the store, are you still certain there is no actual "battle" in a Battle Pass?

🥊🛒

Did you notice the "BP" in today's Daily Quest?! 😲

BP = Battle Pass

They made us think we are getting an extra 300 ARP from the Battle Pass, but it was all a setup!

Now, they have an excuse to nerf ARP in other areas!

😱

BE MORE ALIEN

A crummy commercial?!

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Battle Pass Season Zero Beta

AWA said they plugged the big spill after the season began, but my ARP logs indicate they may have used a bad cork.

After their repair for the board undercounting ARP, the Battle Pass has shorted progress a few more times (but in lower amounts):

Pre-repair

Post-repair

12-Day TOTAL 🧮

⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!

I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test

Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.

They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

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